“Seize the means of production!” – Harry and Meghan use Oprah interview to incite communist revolution

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Harry and Meghan’s call for communist revolution in an interview with Oprah Winfrey has sent shockwaves around the world.

Asked if they had any message for the ordinary people who have supported them in the last year, Harry responded – “The masses must seize the means of production and usher in glorious revolution.”

A somewhat taken aback Winfrey asked the couple to clarify exactly what they calling for.

“Communism,” said a straight-faced Meghan.

“Communism is the only way we can free the workers from the corrupt tyranny of the ruling classes. Rise up, comrades. Rise up in revolution.”

The comments have provoked a mixed response from people.

“I think it’s brilliant,” said Eleanor Gay, a toothpick sharpener from Whitstable.

“I mean, they’re a breath of fresh air, aren’t they? The Royal Family is really stuffy and out-of-touch and then there’s these two and they wear jeans and have a laugh and are supportive of a socioeconomic order structured upon ideas of common ownership of the means of production. Brilliant.”

However, stockbroker and sexual deviant Simon Williams was outraged.

“I’m outraged,” he said

“I mean, she’s black, for heaven’s sake. We don’t want her sort in our wonderful Royal Family. Oh, and I’m not keen on that communism stuff either. But, a black woman. Disgraceful.”

It is understood that, following the interview, Harry and Meghan have taken to the hills with a small group of loyal partisans to wage a guerrilla war against the corrupt capitalist government and plan the final glorious communist revolution.