Her Majesty The Queen is to appear on a special episode of the Graham Norton show tonight at 9pm in a dramatic counter strike at Royal rebels Harry and Megan’s Oprah interview in America.
With the much-anticipated interview with Harry and Meghan having aired last night, dramatic news emerging from the Palace this morning revealed that the Queen will also be giving her own interview with Graham Norton this evening, in between some hilarious chat with David Walliams and Bear Grylls.
A Palace spokesperson revealed “Yes, her majesty is going on Norton later, it’s going to be explosive, and quite funny, obviously, because you know what Graham is like, he’s hilarious.
“The Queen is absolutely furious that Harry and Meghan have done an interview with Oprah, so she wants to get in there too, and call them a pair of liars and say that Meghan is a big bully.
“So what better place to do it than the nation’s favourite chat show host, with a couple of glasses of sherry thrown in for good measure.
“She just wants to put her point across and tell her side of the story, and maybe have some fun too, because she loves a good laugh.
Asked if any subjects are off the table they told us “No, she will talk about absolutely anything.
“Oh shit no, not Prince Andrew.”