Monday 8 February 2021 by Neil Tollfree

Huge strain on Facebook as snow sweeps UK


Facebook snow pictures

Facebook servers have been put under enormous strain as the people of the UK rush to post pictures of the small sprinkling of snow outside their window.

“We’re coping, just,” said a Facebook representative.

“But I’ve never seen so many photos posted in such a short space of time, when I first saw the sheer volume of pictures, I assumed that aliens had landed or your Queen had gone topless or something, but snow? If you want snow, Google ‘Antarctic.’”

“Oh God, did I say ‘Google?’ Don’t put that in, Zuckerburg’ll have my kneecaps.”

However, the British public remains undeterred.

“There’s snow!” exclaimed weather fan, Simon Williams.

“And it’s outside my window! Obviously I’m going to take a picture and put it on Facebook. What else am I going to do? Rush out and build a snowman? What kind of loser does that?”

Mr Williams doesn’t just enjoy posting photos of snow.

He went on, “What I really love is seeing when my neighbour posts pictures of snow from her window. It’s a whole different perspective, you know? Like it’s the same sprinkling of snow, but from several feet to the left.”

“Magical.”

Facebook is understood to be installing extra servers in case the sprinkling of snow becomes a dusting.

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