Saturday 9 January 2021 by Pete Redfern

Woman looking suspiciously like Donald Trump opens hateful, conspiracy-filled Twitter account


Donald Trump female account

A woman with a profile picture that looks suspiciously like a FaceApp’d gender swap of Donald Trump has opened a Twitter account and started angrily spewing lies about the election.

Just minutes after the President of the US was banned from the platform, and by apparent sheer coincidence, a face that was very similar to the failed reality TV star – but female – popped up with the user name Donna Trump.

“My first thought was ‘oh shit, Donald Trump has got a twin sister’,” explained Twitter user Simon Williams.

“But then I realised that there’s always a good and an evil twin, so if he had a twin then he must be the evil one and his sister must be the nice one.

“Although giving her the name ‘Donna’ would have been a daft move by her parents. Almost as daft as forgetting to wear a condom the night Donald was spawned.”

Simon continued, “And then my suspicions were aroused further when this woman who looks like Trump and has an almost identical name started spouting the same stupid shit about losing the election and how Biden stole victory from her.

“It is a very strange coincidence.”

Twitter spokesperson Eleanor Gay told us, “We will be monitoring this new account closely, and if she starts typing the same things he-who-shall-not-be-named used to type then we will suspend the account.

“Partly because it’s fun to do, but mostly because it’s fun to see the far-right snowflakes frothing at the mouth over their ‘lack of free speech’.

“They’re hardly struggling for a platform for their views whilst Parler and Fox News exist, are they?”

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