First vaccine patient Margaret Keenan strangely compelled into shopping spree for Microsoft products

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The first person in the world to receive the Pfizer vaccine outside of clinical trials is relaxing this morning, after bizarrely spending a frantic first half-hour after receiving the jab compulsively buying unnecessary Microsoft products online.

90-year-old Margaret Keenan, who received the milestone vaccination in Coventry this morning, spoke of her joy at being finally able to see her family in the new year, after purchasing over £3,000 worth of Microsoft products in just minutes after the injection.

Speaking earlier she revealed, “I feel absolutely great, this is a fantastic feeling.

“But not as great as you will feel if you sign up to an amazing Microsoft Office deal with a new Windows 10 home digital download package and a new Microsoft Surface, which is way better than an iPad.

“I mean yes, seeing my family in real life is great and everything, but nothing quite beats a good old meeting on Microsoft Teams using the latest groundbreaking Microsoft software.

“I’m just so happy that I am finally going to be protected from this deadly disease, and I can write about it all using the amazing Microsoft Word Home and Student package to share with the world.”

Asked what she’s looking forward to most in the new year she told us, “Starting a new subscription with Microsoft 365 Personal at at the absolute top of my list, obviously.

“Oh, and being able to hug my daughter I suppose.”

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