Monday 7 December 2020

‘BLM is being shoved down our throats’ insists football fan during match’s 58th gambling advert


Man unhappy at BLM kneeling before matches

A football fan has today expressed his annoyance at Black Lives Matter being shoved down this throat for 15-seconds a week at the start of each football match, despite having no issue whatsoever with the fifty-eight gambling ads that will be beamed directly into his brain during the following two hours.

Simon Williams, a stay-at-home Millwall fan, told reporters that he was sick of having Black Lives Matter shoved down this throat each and every week, insisting those fifteen seconds will end up making society much worse.

He told us, “BLM isn’t about racism, it’s about a dangerous left-wing ideology that is trying to turn everyone communist – that’s what the YouTube video said, and what reason would they have to lie about it?

“BLM is corrupting a nation’s young people, and this kneeling before games must be stopped. If my booing players that kneel helps to speed that along, then great!”

When asked how fifteen seconds of solidarity with BLM was definitely corrupting people, but the twenty-minutes of gambling adverts during the game isn’t, Williams was dismissive.

He went on, “Gambling adverts aren’t doing that though. How could they? How could lovable ‘ol Ray Winstone yelling ‘GAMBLE!’ at a million television owners possibly have a detrimental effect on anyone?

“No, I think it’s pretty clear that 15-seconds of kneeling in support of BLM is far more harmful to society than 20-minutes of people being loudly encouraged to give their money to bookmakers of all colours.

“Which is why I’ll happily continue booing anyone who kneels before a game. Well, those I can still afford to watch as I’m actually quite skint this month as none of my big accumulators came in.”

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