‘I’m not taking some useless 70% effective vaccine’ says man queuing up for 52% effective flu jab

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A man has revealed today that he will not be taking some useless 70% effective Oxford vaccine to protect him against coronavirus, whilst standing outside his local GP practice waiting for his 52% effective flu vaccine.

Simon Williams, 68 from Bolton, who also has underlying health issues and has had a flu jab every year for the last 17 years, revealed his scepticism earlier this morning claiming, “I’m not bothering with that shite, no way, what’s the point?

“It doesn’t even bloody work. I’m not taking anything that isn’t 100% thank you, I’m not a complete idiot.

“What’s the point in wasting your time? Letting some stranger stick a needle in your arm full of unknown drugs and stuff, when it’s not probably not even going to work anyway, I don’t think so.

“I thought they were supposed to be bloody clever from that Oxford University place. Thick as fuck if you ask me. 70% effective? No thank you, I’ll wait until it’s worthwhile taking thank you very much, like my flu jab. At least that actually works.

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“I don’t even know what’s in it either, it’s probably 70% of complete dangerous shite more like, that’s why it doesn’t even work.”

Asked exactly what ingredients are in his pending flu jab we were told, “I don’t know, flu killer stuff, and good safe drugs. And I haven’t had flu in years, so we know that one definitely works.