Wednesday 4 November 2020 by Davywavy

Democrats move to force Donald Trump out of the White House by cutting off cable TV

Trump watching TV when cable goes out

In his latest move to oust President Trump, Democratic challenger Joe Biden has been spotted at the back of the White House with a set of wire-cutters.

With access to cable television and Internet removed, Trump is said to be frantically looking for a way to stay connected to all the people talking about him.

After just a few minutes without wall-to-wall coverage about himself, Trump has instructed staff to pack a bag so he can return to Mar-a-Lago, where he believes Fox News is still available on every screen in the building.

Democrat adviser Chuck Williams told us, “It might seem like a cruel trick to play, but when you have someone with the narcissistic tendencies of Donald Trump, sometimes the best way to motivate them is to make them think people might not be talking about them.

“If we can somehow get him to misplace his phone, I think we can not only get him out of the White House, but have him frantically running up and down Pennsylvania Avenue begging to borrow a handset.”

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