Friday 30 October 2020 by Pete Redfern

Joe Biden gets confused, accidentally votes for Donald Trump


Joe Biden votes for Trump

Presidential candidate Joe Biden has cast his vote early for next week’s election, albeit for the wrong candidate.

The former Vice-President cast his vote in Delaware yesterday, tragically realising only seconds after sealing the envelope that he’d voted for the other guy.

“Oh man, I don’t know what happened,” he told reporters glumly, scratching his head and gazing into the middle distance.

“I think I thought when I went in that it was one of those occasions where you have to vote for the best class project or something and you weren’t allowed to vote for yourself, so I ticked the only other box on there.

“It’s only fair – if everyone voted for themselves it would be a draw, you see.”

Joe Biden’s election campaign manager Chuck Williams told press, “This is a bit unfortunate, I must admit.

“I don’t know whether he just got a bit confused, was trying to play fair, or perhaps he had some sort of a mini-stroke and for a fleeting moment believed that what America needed for another four years was a racist, criminally inept sexual predator.”

He added, “We just hope this is one of those Trump votes that the President claims is getting dumped in brooks.”

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