Monday 5 October 2020

Trump campaign releases photo following President’s most recent steroid treatment


Trump steroid treatment worked well

A new photo has been released by the Donald Trump re-election campaign showing the President after his recent round of steroid treatment for Covid-19.

As the health and fitness to serve of the President and his challenger, Joe Biden, continues to be a major talking point in the run-up to the November election, the Trump’s diagnosis with Covid-19 has led to his campaign to share images to illustrate the virility and health of the President.

The image was taken this morning, just as Trump was about to have his chest and waist measurements taken and his blood oxygen measured.

“I’ve got to say, I feel terrific, just terrific,” explained Trump to reporters who were given the photo.

“I work out, sure, but sometimes you just get lucky in the gene lottery, you know? So I guess I gotta thank pops for this six-pack!

“I don’t like to show off though, which is why you’ll rarely see me out of a loose-fitting suit or big coat. I’m not one to brag. Other people say I’m in great shape though. Most people actually.

“I also don’t take my health for granted, I eat right, and I do what I can to maintain this physique so I can continue to serve the American people to the best of my abilities. Covid-19 is tough, but I’m tougher – obviously.

“I seriously doubt there’s ever been a president who can bench three-hundred pounds, but as I’ve said all along, I’m not like other Presidents.”

The Biden campaign has responded by announcing they will be releasing a photo of Joe during a recent medical, which they claim just happens to show Biden with zero body fat and performing complex calculus while bench-pressing 400-pound weights.

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