Monday 5 October 2020

Solksjaer and Klopp wake up in the same skip following post-thrashing bender

Klopp and Solksjaer wake up in a skip

Ole Gunnar Solksjaer and Jurgen Klopp have woken up in the same skip this afternoon.

The two managers went on their own separate benders after Manchester United and Liverpool were thrashed 6-1 and 7-2, respectively.

“Oh, Jurgen…good afternoon…” murmured Solksjaer, still in the same suit as he was wearing during Manchester United’s 6-1 loss to Tottenham Hotspur.

Brushing sawdust from his tie, Solksjaer continued “Were you in the Red Lion too? I didn’t see you… mind you, I blacked out at around 11pm…”

“No, I was in the Bedford Arms…” moaned Klopp, doing his best to climb out of a discarded bathtub with a shred of dignity.

“I just happened to collapse in the same skip as you.

“7-2 against Aston Villa…fuck me…at least you lost to an actual top end football team.”

“Heh, yeah…” commented Solksjaer, checking his phone to see if he’d been sacked yet.

“I’d best get home… training started hours ago and if I don’t stand on the touchline and cry then people will think something is wrong.”

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