Every single voter in the United States found something in last night’s presidential debate to reassure them the best President will be the candidate they had already chosen.
As millions of voters watched the live debate, and every single one of them saw precisely what they needed to see in order retain their view of the strengths of their preferred candidate, and the weaknesses of their opponent.
Trump supporter Chuck Williams told us, “Donald Trump clearly won, and doddery old Joe yet again refused to condemn the violent left and Antifa. He’s part of the system that’s failed us; only Donald can keep America great again.
“Joe Biden simply is not fit to be president, and everyone could clearly see that last night.”
Whereas Biden supporter Barney Matthews told us, “Joe Biden clearly won, as Donald yet again showed he has the temperament of a young child and the oratorical skills of an even younger one – who also happens to quite like telling lies in public. God only knows what horrific things he’s hiding in his tax returns.
“Donald Trump is not fit to be president, and everyone could clearly see that last night.”
Experts are predicting a massive ratings win for any channel that offers viewers the chance to watch the next debate with the option to mute the candidate they don’t like, so that viewers don’t need to go to the trouble of ignoring everything they say.