Thursday 24 September 2020

Thrice-married man who cheated on post-natal third wife with a porn star offers Prince Harry marriage advice


Donald Trump offers advice to Prince Harry

Donald Trump has decided to offer Prince Harry some marriage advice, given he’s done it so many times himself.

The advice comes after Harry’s wife, Meghan Markle chose to encourage the American people to vote in the forthcoming election, and the couple asking those same people to ‘reject hate speech’ – a move that Donald Trump has taken as a direct personal criticism, even though neither of them named any candidate or party.

Trump told supporters, “Harry needs to be careful, I know what it’s like when a woman tries to get complete control over you, telling you not to have sex with this person or that person. All of my wives have been the same on that issue.

“Trust me, he’s got himself a whole load of trouble with that one.  He should ditch her for a younger model anyway. He should give me a call, I have some great numbers for him. The best numbers.”

Meanwhile, a White House spokesperson told reporters, “While we absolutely reject the idea that the President engages in hate speech, we have also chosen to react to the Royal couple’s call to reject hate speech as a very direct attack on this democratically elected President.

“And no, we do not see any reason why they might seem hypocritical.”

However, some American voters have suggested Harry should perhaps ignore Trump on this occasion.

Chuck Williams told us, “I’m not sure he should take marriage advice from a man who’s had so many divorces he gets the next one half-price.

“Taking marriage advice from Donald Trump would be like taking race relations advice from the KKK. It’s fine, if your aim is to have everything end up on fire.”

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