Wednesday 16 September 2020 by Mark Molloy

ITV apologises to Jim Davidson for lack of on-air representation for the ‘racist twat’ minority


Jim Davidson

ITV has issued a full and unreserved apology today to former television comedian and current YouTube gammon-herder Jim Davidson, after admitting claims of a complete lack of on-air cultural representation for racist twats.

Following a recent YouTube video posted by Davidson in which he criticised the channel – and all black people in general – the former star and wife-beater has gone on to criticise ITV for not having enough people like him on television.

Bosses at ITV have quickly moved to address the issue, with a heartfelt apology to Davidson, and other members of the wider racist community.

A spokesman for the channel confirmed, “We would like to apologise unreservedly to Jim Davidson today for what we will admit is a complete lack of racist representation on a number of our flagship shows, including, but not limited to, Britain’s Got Talent.

“Whilst we are aware of our obligations to represent the full range of diverse cultures on all of our productions, we have on this occasion forgotten about the wider racist community and the significant role they play in modern Britain.

“Going forward we will, as a channel, look to include a more equal mix of talented ethnic minorities in all of our shows, along with a fair representation of racist, hateful chauvinistic brain-dead pricks.”

Following the apology earlier today it has been confirmed that a special ‘golden buzzer’ place for the Britain’s Got Talent final has now been awarded to ‘The Britain First Choir’ for an inspiring pissed up performance of ‘No Surrender to the IRA’.

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