Thursday 11 June 2020

Nigel Farage leaves LBC to spend more time with his ego


Nigel Farage leave LBC

Former UKIP leader, former MEP and former parliamentary candidate Nigel Farage has quit his LBC radio show after deciding to spend more time with his ego.

The move comes after the realisation he is no longer the most recognisable face associated with ‘institutional racism’ after spending so long on the radio, and he has vowed to put himself back to the top of that particular chart.

As one Brexit Party insider told us, “Nigel is a very proud man, and facing the dawning realisation that fewer and fewer people were picturing him when they thought of ‘that Brexit racist bloke’.

“He has prided himself on being the face of Brexit’s anti-immigrant sentiment, and now people are starting to see that face as belonging to people like Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins. So what’s the point of him hanging around at LBC falling further and further behind much younger racists?

“He’s either got to be the number one racist in the media, or not be part of it at all.”

Political analysts have expressed surprise at Farage’s decision to leave LBC, though others are quietly confident he was pushed, rather than walked. But as yet not thrown into the nearest canal.

They went on, “He will probably focus on his YouTube channel. After all, that’s where all the contrarian moron-herders live these days, isn’t it?

“Still, if there’s one thing Nigel Farage loves above all others, it’s Nigel Farage. So I’m sure all the free time he’s about to find himself with can be spent massaging his ego until Question Time inevitably gives him yet another ring.”

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