If you don’t like our laws you should get out of our country, Nigel Farage told

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Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has been told that if he doesn’t like the laws of this land, then he should go and live somewhere else.

The move comes after Farage was visited by police for flouting lockdown rules by leaving his home to go and film some low-budget racist-porn on an empty beach with no migrants on it whatsoever.

Although not charged with any crime, Farage was politely asked not to do it again as it was encouraging others to flout the laws designed to protect the NHS and save lives.

Kent Police spokesperson and rational human Simon Williams told reporters “Obviously I cannot comment too much on this case because Farage is not a suspect and he has not been charged with a crime, but we’ve had our eyes on this odious toad for quite a while now, and this is not the first time he’s had a run-in with the people who make our laws.

“I don’t want to sound unwelcoming or prejudiced, but I’ve always believed that if you are going to enjoy all the benefits of living in this country then you should be willing to obey the laws of the land.

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“However, if you are not going to try and get a proper job or contribute to the society in which you live, and instead go around causing trouble, well, you know where the airports are.”

Nigel Farage’s core supporters would probably have been willing to comment on his visit from the police, but they were all out on a brave anti-lockdown crusade around an empty local market, much to the annoyance of the hardworking immigrants who chose to stay home as requested despite just wanting to be out there doing a decent day’s work.