Stories about coronavirus going viral go viral

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Reports about the Chinese coronavirus going viral have been going viral this morning.

The world had been taken aback by the sensationalised media reports of the virus spreading with even countries who have banned the news reporting the news.

Suggestible UK citizen, paper press reader and hypochondriac, Simon Williams, said, “Reports of this virus thing spreading so quickly are terrifying.

“There’s just so much coverage spreading so quickly worldwide. I mean, it could be here already!

“Goodness. Just the thought of it makes me nauseous. Is that one of the symptoms?! OH MY GOD! I’VE GOT CORONAVIRUS!

“Help me! Help me! But simultaneously stay away from me!”

The final irony would surely be a satirical take on stories about the Coronavirus going viral going viral, going viral.