Friday 15 November 2019 by Pete Redfern

Boris sings perfect rendition of ‘The Lies On The Bus Go Round and Round’ to group of confused toddlers


Boris Johnson with young children singing

Boris Johnson has been filmed entertaining a group of children with a song about buses that deviated from the traditional nursery rhyme known across the world.

During a visit to a nursery yesterday, which was the first time Boris had ever actually interacted with anyone under the age of fifteen, Britain’s Prime Minister was invited to join the group leaders on stage in a rendition of ‘Wheels on the bus’, with predictably disastrous consequences.

After seeming perplexed by the lyrics the children were singing, Boris took a swig of gin and began his own version with full gusto, singing:

“The lies on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The lies on the bus go round and round
All day long”

“The lies on the bus sure did the trick
Did the trick
Did the trick
The lies on the bus sure did the trick
Three years ago.”

As the infants gazed at him in bewilderment, he continued:

“Dominic Cummings is the best
Is the best
Is the best
Dominic Cummings is the best
All day long”

Getting carried away, he went on:

“Corbyn is a wanker who should be s-

At which point an aide hurriedly pulled him off, and not in the way that his power-hungry ‘lover’ Carrie reluctantly does every night.

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