Wednesday 13 November 2019 by Neil Tollfree

New tactical tactical voting website website launched to help tactically choose a tactical voting website


tactical voting website

A new tactical, tactical voting website, website has been launched in an attempt to help voters choose tactically which tactical voting website to use.

The tactical tactical voting website website has been developed to help negotiate the proliferation of tactical voting websites that have emerged since the announcement of the election.

“Well, I developed the website because I just didn’t know which tactical voting website I should be using,” explained Simon Williams, a software developer and bearded oddball from Nantwich.

“You see, I’m a Labour supporter, but I also support remaining in the EU, so I want a tactical voting website that will tell me to vote Labour in my constituency to increase the chances of cancelling Brexit.

“But according to three of the most popular tactical voting websites, I should vote Lib Dem to get Remain.”

Dismayed, Mr Williams swung into action.

“Yeah, so I created this tactical tactical voting website website where you enter your constituency and who you want to vote for and it will find you a tactical voting website that will recommend you vote for that particular party in that particular constituency.

“So, for me, it found a tactical voting website written by a couple of students in Newcastle that recommended I should vote Labour in my constituency to help bolster the chances of Remain.

“Perfect.”

However, it seems that Mr Williams’ tactical tactical voting website website may not be the only tactical tactical voting website website available, with at least four more tactical tactical voting website websites planned by a variety of organisations.

“I anticipated that,” he said.

“Which is why I’ve just started work on by new tactical tactical tactical voting website website website to help tactically select which tactical tactical voting website website to use.

“Sorted.”

I’m voting for the side with the fewest arseholes – get the t-shirt!

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