The Tories’ fledgeling election campaign received a boost yesterday when insane Titan Thanos called into Nigel Farage’s LBC radio talk show to give his support to Boris Johnson.
During the thirty-minute call, Thanos, who is best known for using the infinity stones to destroy half the population of the universe, lavished praise on Boris Johnson and criticised opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn.
“Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe,” said Thanos.
“But the thought of the Tories in government for another five years does put a smile on my face.”
Nigel Farage could be seen on an LBC webcam enjoying the call. Particularly the moment when Thanos said:
“You have my respect Farage. When I’m done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.”
He then said that Boris would make an excellent leader in the rebalanced universe, gave a few gardening tips and ended the call because ‘Hollyoaks is about to start’.
Nigel Farage has already hosted a call from US President Donald Trump, and intends to take calls from other friends of his such as Joffrey Baratheon, Lord Voldemort, and Emperor Palpatine, all of whom are expected to give their backing to Boris Johnson.