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Turning the clocks back one hour is a cynical attempt by the government remoaners to keep us in the EU for even longer, insist right-wing fuckwits.
Leave voters claim that by the time you even notice that your clock is out by one hour; Turkey will have already joined the EU.
Critics of the clock change, who number fifty-two per cent of the population, insist that the thousand migrant kiddies waiting to enter Britain can now do so under cover of darkness.
Meanwhile, Brexiters have been forced to reset the timer on their Brexit Countdown Clock apps – available for iPhone and Android platforms.
Brexit voter, Derek Williams, said, “Every single extra hour we remain in the EU, an honest British worker loses his job to a dirty, foreign rapist who’s better qualified, multilingual and attracted to your daughter.
“Brexit means Brexit, not Brexit plus one hour.
“Did you know the clocks only go back because unelected lazy EU bureaucrats wanted to stay in bed for longer so they made a law that we have to follow or the whole country goes to prison? The sooner we just leave, the better off we’ll all be.
“On the positive side, Boris Johnson now has an extra hour to put things right. And my app still says we’re leaving on 31st October and I see absolutely no reason why that should change, even if 31 October is another hour further away.”
But Remain voter, Adrian Borland, said, “Last spring you lost an hour. Get over it.”
