Colleen Rooney has dramatically accused fellow WAG Rebekah Vardy of leaking private and personal stories to popular news site NewsThump in a dramatic twitter post this morning.
Revealing that she had suspected Vardy for some time of telling stories, Coleen duped her friend with fake tales such as husband Wayne having his hairplugs done by the same people who did the world cup pitch.
After NewsThump ran stories about Wayne included American cops mistaking his accent for inebriation and him offering free beast screenings to pensioners, Coleen went public this morning to reveal they were all made up.
“I’ve thought for a while Rebekah had a close relationship with NewsThump editor Simon Williams,” said Coleen, “so I made up a pile of shit which was obviously a joke and they still ran it like it was true.
“You wouldn’t believe the number of people who’ll swallow any old shite so long as it is presented on a page with a big red masthead and a dramatic title.”
When asked Rebekah Vardy apologised and said she thought stories were true, and if she’d known they were made up she would have sold them to a less credible publication like The Sun.