A phoney substance that is only known for one thing and has proven to be bad for whatever environment it is left in has had a disposable coffee cup snatched away from its hands, it has emerged.
The incident, which was caught on camera behind the scenes at the Conservative Party Conference earlier today, saw an aide snatch a foam coffee cup from disposable basic Prime Minister, Boris Johnson.
“It’s unsustainable, bad for the environment, and with a lasting negative effect on society,” explained aide Karen Williams, “and that’s why it shouldn’t be allowed to drink any more coffee.
“It’s bad enough as it is, lumbering around causing chaos and sullying everything it touches, without having caffeine inside it making it ten times worse for everyone.”
Wringing her hands, she went on, “You thought your job was hard? I’ve got to make it seem like the Tory party care about the environment, but it’s a tough ask when we’ve got someone like Boris on the scene.
“He is a single-use Prime Minister who was brought in to get Brexit delivered and then to be discarded, but he can’t even get that right.
“At this rate we’re going to have to recycle Theresa May’s deal just to make it look like we’re trying.”