Tuesday 23 July 2019 by Lucas Wilde

Boris Johnson walks onstage to Ice Cube’s “Get Off My Dick and Tell Yo Bitch to Come Here”


Boris speech

Boris Johnson has set out his Prime Ministerial style early.

Following the announcement that the honey monster will indeed by the new Prime Minister of Great Britain, Boris Johnson rose from his chair and said “hit it”.

“Then the hipitty hop music started,” said Simon Williams, a visibly shaken Conservative party member in his late 60s.

“Most leaders tend to walk on to classical music or inoffensive Britpop, not whatever the hell that was.

“Don’t get me wrong, the content was fine it’s just a little too ‘urban’ for a Conservative, if you catch my hugely racist drift.

“Still, given Boris’ unique approach to politics and indeed to his love life, it’s probably an entirely appropriate choice of song. Not sure what I think of Boris’ thrusting to the rhythm, though. I think I need a lie down.”

Boris Jonson commented “RUFF RAH! Jolly good dose of rousing hip-hop is what this stuffy coutnry needs.

“If we can’t all unite behind lyrics such as ‘women you can ride but man be a man’ then honestly, what has this country come to?”

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