Thursday 6 June 2019 by Davywavy

I thought I was talking to one of my plants, says Charles


Donald Trump and Prince Charles

Prince Charles has reacted with surprise after seeing the woody perennial he spent the last three days talking to was not one of his favourite plants.

Charles, who is a keen horticulturist, is well known for encouraging his plants to grow and thrive by chatting to them and is understood to have mistaken the President of the United States for a new addition to his collection of unusual shrubs.

“It was almost completely inanimate and had an unusually-coloured bark topped with wispy ferns, so it was an easy mistake to make,” he told Royal Equerry Simon Prince-Williams.

“I wasn’t quite sure of the species, but it was tall and a bright orange colour and my gardeners told me that it liked its bed kept well-watered – so I thought maybe some sort of tomato or possibly a kind of sunflower.

“Like a sunflower, it did occasionally slowly turn its head as if it was reacting to environmental stimulus, which was encouraging, and at times I really felt like it almost understood human speech.

“I also spoke to the lady who came with him, and she said that he reproduces well – but she did sound a rather bitter about that now I think about it,” he added.

“And then she asked if she could borrow my secateurs to clip off the seed head.”

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