Wednesday 5 June 2019 by Neil Tollfree

Change UK limited edition Lego set cancelled


Change UK split

There was huge disappointment as it was announced that a proposed limited edition Change UK Lego set was to be cancelled in the wake of the fledgeling party’s split yesterday.

The set was to feature mini-figures of the Change UK MPs Chuka Umunna, Anna Soubry, and whoever the other ones are.

The set was also to contain a model of the Nando’s where all the MPs went for dinner once to try and look like normal people.

There was also to have been an incomprehensible logo on the box that would have made it really quite difficult to understand what the Lego set actually was.

“It’s a real shame,” said Simon Williams, a father of two.

“I was going to get my youngest the Change UK Lego set for her birthday.

“She was really looking forward to building the Nando’s and playing with the little Chuka, Anna, and the other ones.

“She actually had this great idea to hold elections for all her Lego people she’s already got, and at the centre of it all would be the Change UK Lego set who would be completely ignored by all the other Lego people.”

Instead of the Change UK Lego set, it has been announced that there will be a new Brexit Party Lego set that will feature little Lego racists lying to people in provincial car parks.

It is expected to prove hugely popular with racist children across the country.

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