Friday 24 May 2019 by Neil Tollfree

New Worst Prime Minister in History set to be in place for July


Tory party new leader

A new Worst Prime Minister in History will be in place by July of this year.

The new Worst Prime Minister in History will replace Theresa May, the current Worst Prime Minister in History, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, David Cameron.

Boris Johnson is currently favourite to become the new Worst Prime Minister in History.

“Oh, I would say Boris has all the qualities necessary to become the Worst Prime Minister in History,” said Simon Williams, Conservative party activist and leading sexual pervert.

“He’s ambitious, charismatic, and is so ignorant he’d make a potted plant look like an intellectual colossus.

“He could easily become the Worst Prime Minister in History within hours of taking office.”

However, there is a crowded field of other contenders in the Tory Party who all have the makings of the Worst Prime Minister in History.

“Well, of course, there’s Dominic Raab,” continued Mr Williams.

“He is the worst Brexit Minister in History, and that’s a field that includes David Davis. If Boris doesn’t get in, then Dominic could certainly be the Worst Prime Minister in History.

“But then, look at the other contenders – Jeremy Hunt, Esther McVay, Andrea Leadsom. It’s very hard to see any of them not becoming the Worst Prime Minister in History.”

One thing seems sure, with the current crop of Tory MPs and state of British politics, it seems likely that the next Worst Prime Minister in History could be replaced by a new Worst Prime Minister in History within months.

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