Thursday 16 May 2019 by Lucas Wilde

Judge Rinder laughing his tits off


Judge Rinder pisses himself

Judge Rinder has been laughing for a solid three hours now.

The daytime TV magistrate, who arbitrates civil disputes on television in a way that is somehow not dull, was previously a distant second to Jeremy Kyle in the staple diet of the daytime TV viewer.

However, the Jeremy Kyle show has now been axed

“HAHAHAHA!” confirmed Rinder.

“I KNEW it! I KNEW treating members of the public with a vague degree of civility would pay off eventually. Up yours, Kyle!

“He’ll have nothing to do but judge his unemployed self in the mirror while I hoover up his viewers. What a fantastic day. I’m going to get shitfaced and order some new robes.”

A spokesperson for ITV said, “I can confirm we will be showing twice the amount of Judge Rinder.

“We appreciate it’s not quite the same as Jeremy Kyle. We’re hoping we can convince him to be a bit ruder to his guests; maybe call one of them a twat once a fortnight.”

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