Thursday 4 April 2019 by Neil Tollfree

Donald Trump takes time out from grabbing pussy to criticise Joe Biden’s behaviour with women


Donald Trump grabbing pussy

President Trump has made a statement addressing recent revelations about potential rival Joe Biden’s behaviour with women.

He criticised the former vice-president in an address to the nation during which he put his hand up a young intern’s skirt.

“Creepy Joe Biden is what they’re calling him,” said the President, as he reached out and grabbed the back on the intern’s knee.

“Guy like that just makes women uncomfortable,” he continued, whilst sliding his hand up the back of the young woman’s knee.

“There is no way that the Dems should put forward someone like that as their candidate for President.”

At this point, a light sheen of sweat appeared across the President’s face and he started breathing a little heavier.

“If he can’t control himself, then we don’t want that sort of guy in high office, we just don’t, we really don’t.”

At this point, the intern made an attempt to step backwards but was blocked by Vice-president Mike Pence, who arranged his face into an approximation of a smile.

“So, I would say to Democrats – America doesn’t want your perverts to be President.”

At this point, he removed his hand from under the intern’s skirt, sniffed it and smiled towards the camera as the address ended.

When challenged about President Trump’s behaviour whilst making the statement, a spokesman said “It’s different when it’s Donald Trump”.

It is unknown why this is true.

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