Thursday 14 February 2019 by Charles Oliver

Teenager who fled the Empire to join the forces of Khorne the Blood God says she regrets her decision and ‘just wants to come home’


Khorne the blood god

A 15-year-old who ran away to join a Chaos cult has spoken of her ‘terrible regret’ and says she just wants to come home and serve the Emperor, we can report.

The girl, who cannot be named for legal reasons, fled her family home to join the genocidal death cult in the belief that the forces of Khorne were being unfairly persecuted – only to discover that she had been mislead by the lies of Angron.

“I thought it would all be frolicing in Slaaneshi abandon, but it turned out that engaging with the forces of the archenemy is much darker,” she said in an interview with the Daily Emperorgraph.

“The forces of Khorne were actually quite horrid and didn’t offer the freedom that I’d hoped for. It was all skulls this and skulls that and after a while I began to wonder if they might be the baddies after all.”

Whilst seeking permission to return to the Empire the girl has now taken refuge in Comorragh, which she says is ‘not much better’.

The Imperial Inquisition are understood to be considering her request but are unlikely to grant it, pointing out that Kharn the Betrayer’s name was a dead giveaway in the first place.

“Nobody can say they don’t know what the World Eaters are like, just from looking at reports on the Imperial net,” said inquisitor Simon Williams.

“They put bolts in your skull and behead people. It’s not like they make any secret about it.

“I appreciate that can seem exciting and romantic when you’re young, but the reality is if you want short-lived excitement the Imperial Guard is for you.”

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