Donald Trump suggests UK builds great wall across Northern Ireland and gets EU to pay for it

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Donald Trump has suggested that what Britain needs is a wall across the bottom of Northern Ireland and told them to make the EU pay for it.

Trump himself said, “I think what the City of England needs is to build itself a big wall all along the bottom of North Irishland, to keep those pesky EUians out.

“The people there think they can just walk in and out of Northern Ireland like there is some sort of common travel area between the two places.

“People have to realise that the EU is full of criminals, thieves and Apple, as well as hundreds of millions of law-abiding people but it’s not good to concentrate on them if you’re trying to win cheap political points!

“I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me. I would build a great, great wall on the southern border and I’ll have the EU pay for that wall.

“I would shut down the UK government until I got funding for the wall, even though they’re leaving in two months, have no idea what they’re doing and I really, REALLY don’t understand how British politics works. I would still shut it all down.

Jean-Claude Juncker said, “We’re not paying for a bloody wall.

“Christ, we’re not even paying for your fucking lunch.”

I think, therefore I am (not a Brexit supporter) – get the t-shirt here!