The government wouldn’t be in this mess if Boris Johnson’s dad had stuck to the Withdrawal Agreement he negotiated with his wife on the night Boris was conceived, say senior political analysts.
Political Analyst, Simon Williams, said, “This whole utter shitshow could have been avoided if Stanley had merely stuck to the terms of the Withdrawal Agreement and consequently stuck to the bed linen.
“Instead, like his son, some would suggest, he got completely carried away by a brief period on top and shafted his wife literally, figuratively and metaphorically.
“Nine months later, they had a bouncing baby clown, whose subsequent ‘cartoon buffoon’ character appealed to idiots across the nation, leaving ministers utterly baffled as to whether they should bow to their suggestible constituents’ demands or follow common sense.
“If nothing else, today has proven that no, Withdrawal Agreements do not work.”