Friday 26 October 2018 by Lucas Wilde

Sir Philip Green denies violating [redacted] with a [redacted] while dressed as a [redacted]


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Sir Philip Green has been up to some properly dodgy shit that we can tell you all about because our legal team is definitely better than his.

The retail tycoon and probable Bond villain has been implicated in a series of claims relating to sexual harassment and racism.

“It was horrible,” confirmed [redacted], one of the complainants.

“We were in [redacted] enjoying a few lines of [redacted] when Sir Philip suddenly stood up in front of me, took his [redcated] out and started [redacted]ing right there in front of me.

“It was the most horrifying thing I’ve seen, and I’ve been to parties at [redacted] Berlusconi’s house.”

Another complainant said, “Sir Philip called me a massive [redacted] and told me to go back where I came from. For a man in his position, it was disgraceful behaviour.”

”I hope they lock him up and throw away the key, the complete [redacted].”

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