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David Cameron is having an absolute whale of a time while the world burns.
As Theresa May heads into yet another meeting she can’t possibly win while being judged by other world leaders, the man who made Brexit a thing in the first place poured himself another martini while chuckling in a yacht off the coast of Cyprus.
“Hehe heh, what a great wheeze,” laughed Cameron, sipping on his drink while one of the local boys lit his cigar.
“Did you see me? Couldn’t get out of there fast enough. My own personal Great Escape, if you like.
“I mean yes it was ultimately very irresponsible and arrogant of me to give the British plebs a choice to leave the EU or stay without having ANY plans for either option, but my retort to that point would be; fuck you, I’m extremely rich.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, the sexiest dead pig in all of Cyprus has just arrived.”
The spokesperson for David Cameron said, “Yeah, I know. I actually dreamt of being a doctor growing up.
“Anyway, a few of us have a plan to tie a rock around his ankles while he sleeps and throw him overboard. Britain shall be avenged, don’t you worry.”
