Theresa May’s dancing replaces Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as the worst thing ever filmed

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Theresa May’s attempts at dancing are just about worse than the second (third if you count the brilliant animated original from the 80s) Transformers movie.

The Prime Minister did some movements which vaguely resembled what some people might describe as ‘dancing’ while joining in with some previously happy African schoolchildren, who will now never dance or believe in happiness ever again.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – which briefly features an actual pair of robot testicles – had previously sat at the number one spot in the official list of most painful nonsense you can watch on a television screen ever since it was released, just ahead of Hollyoaks: After Dark.

“But now I’ve witnessed an even more painful display of a robot attempting to entertain while actually being utterly shit,” confirmed viewer, Simon Williams.

“Theresa May’s attempts at dancing aren’t even interesting enough to be horrifying, but they are extremely painful to watch. It actually caused me physical pain to watch her moving her leg in and out like she was being serenaded by the Okey f*cking Cokey.

“I just hope those children in front of her weren’t too badly traumatised; they probably thought they were being punished for something. That or a rich old white lady was taking the piss out of their traditional music – because no-one, and I mean no-one, can genuinely lack that much rhythm.

“I would rather watch the extended cut of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and then watch it again with Michael Bay’s boring, self-congratulatory commentary than have to see Theresa May dance ever again.”