‘Trump can have the jail cell he had put aside for me if you like’ Hillary Clinton tells prosecutors

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Hillary Clinton has offered Donald Trump the room that he had previously promised that he would put her in.

With President Trump facing mounting media speculation over his payment of hush money to porn stars and models, which if Bill Clinton’s Oval Office misdemeanours are anything to go by will lead to impeachment, Hillary Clinton has kindly offered that if he finds himself imprisoned that he can have the cell he had prepared for her.

“Ah, I remember those heady days of the 2016 debates,” she said wistfully to press outside her house.

“All that talk about how if he was president I’d be in jail, and all his followers chanting ‘lock her up’ whenever I was mentioned. Great times.”

She added, “Still, I find myself not actually imprisoned, given that I didn’t collude with Russia, break any election spending laws or pay hush money to adult movies stars, so I think it is only fair to offer the room that Donald clearly had ready for me in prison back to him.

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“I’m sure it was a perfectly decent room, and certainly better than staying at one of his dreadfully unhygienic Trump hotels.”

President Trump has responded by saying he won’t be going to jail as he has his best lawyer on the case, or at least he will have when he manages to find someone to replace his former best lawyer, Michael Cohen.