Former EDL leader and professional gammon-herder Tommy Robinson has been told that if he doesn’t like the laws of this country then he should go and live somewhere else.
Robinson supporters claim he was arrested for filming outside a court while serving a suspended sentence for, you guessed it, contempt of court, ensuring he will likely now find himself in jail for a period of time.
The alleged arrest has prompted many to query if they still hold the firm belief that any person who doesn’t like the laws of this country should ‘leave’.
Police spokesperson and rational human Simon Williams told reporters, “Obviously the fact that Tommy Robinson has found himself behind bars will not have come as much of a surprise to most people. We’ve had our eyes on his flagrant disregard for the laws of our land for quite a while now, and this is not the first time he’s had a brush with the law.
“I don’t want to sound unwelcoming or prejudiced, but I’ve always believed that if you are going to enjoy all the benefits of living in this country then you should be willing to obey the law.
“However – and to quote his supporters directly – if you are not going to try and get a proper job or contribute to the society in which you live, and instead want to spend your days going around causing trouble and breaking out laws, well, you know where the airports are.”
Tommy Robinson’s core supporters would probably have been willing to comment on his current legal issues, but three of them are busy smashing poorly-articulated arguments into various Facebook pages and the other five are currently out on a brave ‘Christian’ crusade around a local market, much to the annoyance of the hardworking immigrants just trying to do a decent day’s work.