A Donald Trump fan has voiced his outrage at his own gender-neutral bathroom.
Simon-Bob Williams has lived in a house with his wife, his daughter and his two sons for the past fifteen years and had no idea that his bathroom was being used by all genders, until now.
“It’s disgusting. Anything could happen up there,” confirmed Williams.
“One minute my wife could be using the facilities, the next minute a man dressed up as a woman could walk in there – even if it’s just my son playing dress-up.
“It’s not safe and it’s not right and I’ve written a strongly-worded letter to myself to demand to know what I’m going to do about it.”
Simon’s wife said, “I fear this is only the tip of what will prove to be a very tedious iceberg.
“He’s never spoken to our neighbours, so he has no idea that they are Mexican.
“Once he finds out, he’s going to insist that we build a wall, and at that point, I am definitely going to leave him for the liberally-minded college lecturer I’ve been banging on the side.”