If Labour with the next election the British public is doomed to live under Sharia law, according to reports today.
The struggling party have for some reason decided to hold their annual conference in a mosque, complete with minarets and domes and everything, thereby signalling the end of British civilisation as we know it.
Critics of the Labour party have condemned the choice of venue, with some even going so far as to accuse allotment-owning leader Jeremy Corbyn of trying to suck up to ISIS as the unrelenting Islamification of our green and pleasant land continues at a growing pace.
Faithful UKIP voter and defender of English values Simon Williams exploded with rage on social media, ranting “Typical Labour! Should have known they would choose a mosque for their conference.
“Where is this supposed to be – Brighton or Bombay? It’s the biggest mosque I’ve ever seen!
“I always knew he was Muslamic – just look at that beard and his refusal to sing the anthem. Losers, the lot of them.
“I even heard that this mosque is called the ‘Royal Pavilion’, which just goes to show how far Islam has taken over the country – even the Royal family have given it the go ahead.
“I worry for the future of Britain with a party like this in parliament.”
Royal Pavilion employee Eleanor Gay told us, “That’s the first I’ve heard of it. Yes, someone tried to start an ‘Oh, Jeremy Corbyn’ chant without much success yesterday, but that’s the closest thing I’ve seen to a call to prayer all week.”