“I don’t care about the royal baby” the new “I’ve never watched Game of Thrones”

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The Royal Family has given people who don’t care about popular things another opportunity to tell everyone about it today.

Just days after the end of the latest series of hit television show Game of Thrones, people who can’t wait to tell you they don’t watch it have yet another culturally popular subject to loudly dismiss within earshot of pretty much everyone.

“I don’t care about the royal baby,” explained office worker Simon Williams, to no-one in particular after hearing there will be a royal baby.

“I just don’t see the appeal. Much like that dragons thing on television. What’s the point? Neither is going to affect me personally, or my health – not like my veganism, which has changed my life frankly.”

Williams then spent fifteen minutes explaining how you can easily get all the protein your body requires from things that grow in mud, before returning to the subject at hand.

He went on, “If you want to get excited because a famous couple is having another baby, or some made up character shagged his aunt on a boat, then good for you.

“But I couldn’t care less about either of them, and I don’t care who knows it.

“Actually, scratch that, I do care a great deal that you know it.”