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A civil war has broken out within the Tory party ranks about whether the time is right to have a civil war within the ranks of the Tory party.
Ever since the election, discussions over Theresa May’s leadership have threatened to escalate into full-blown civil war.
But now, discussions on whether or not the time is right for the discussions on Theresa May’s leadership to escalate into full-blown civil war have escalated into a full-blown civil war.
A minor skirmish about whether discussions about whether discussions about whether the time is right for a civil war almost escalated into a full-blown civil war, but ultimately it all got a bit confusing so everyone went to the Churchill room to eat pheasant and tell racist jokes.
There are hopes that the civil war will play out as a big punch-up on Westminster Square, but sadly it seems that it will, instead manifest itself as a series of endless bitchy newspaper articles as usual.
Whatever happens, the civil war over whether or not to have a civil war will need to be resolved soon as the party still needs to fit in the civil war over Theresa May’s leadership before getting on with the civil war over the EU which will definitely put the issue to bed for good this time.
