Popcorn sellers doing roaring trade outside Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail office

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Businesses selling snacks and temporary chairs have reported excellent sales figures after setting up shop outside Paul Dacre’s office.

After the electorate flatly ignored the weeks and weeks of Tory propaganda published by the Daily Mail, editor Paul Dacre’s office is proving to be a great place to sit and watch the world go by.

As one popcorn seller told us, “We’re always interested in selling our wares in any location likely to provide entertainment, and right now the office of the Daily Mail editor is about as amusing as it gets.

“There have been cries; there have been shouts, there has been crashing of furniture – there was even the odd guttural roar in the direction of the skies questioning whether the devil has taken away his powers.

“It’s really is very, very funny indeed.”

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“If you want to enjoy yourself for a couple of hours, get down here and I’ll sell you a nice hot cup of delicious schadenfreude.”

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