ISIS supporters planning to wreak havoc on UK by voting Tory

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ISIS supporters in the UK are planning to cause chaos by voting Tory in the hope that Theresa May is returned to Parliament with a majority.

If the terrorist organisation’s latest plan is successful, it could prove to be one of the most crippling attacks on a nation’s infrastructure ever seen.

“If this is true then it’s terrifying,” said terrorism expert Simon Williams.

“The effects of Theresa May on the infrastructure and well-being of the country would be catastrophic.

“The devastation to public services, the NHS, would be just the start; a Theresa May government would introduce the kinds of divisions through society that so-called IS are desperate to achieve.”

Although this is the first time intelligence has shown that the terrorists plan on using an election to attack a country, there is now speculation that this may have happened before, which could explain both Donald Trump and Brexit.

The Tory party appears to have mixed feelings about this new intelligence.

“Well, on the one hand, it is troubling news,” said a spokesperson for the party earlier.

“On the other hand, votes are votes, and we’ll take anything that helps us cling to power, so we welcome our new IS supporters. Death to the left-wing infidels!”