French defeat the Nazis without help for once

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France has finally found a way to fight off the Nazis without any outside help.

With zero assistance from Britain or the United States, France has managed to stop Nazis coming to power and taking over the country.

Armed with nothing more than a former investment banker and a slick PR operation, the brave French have sent the Nazi’s packing with their tails between their legs.

Political commentator Simon Williams told us, “I think Russia maybe got a bit confused about their role in the whole ‘allies’ thing, but thankfully their hackers were both late and a bit incompetent.

“But hats off to the French, a resistance without intervention from the allies that involves a trip to the polling booth seems to have done the trick.

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“Well, apart from the 11 million people in France that voted to put the Nazis in charge, obviously.”

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