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Jaylene Cook, a playboy model who stripped naked for photos on a sacred mountain in New Zealand has been roundly condemned by men unable to find the photos on Google.
“I think it’s a bloody disgrace,” said closet pervert Simon Williams.
“This idiot woman has shown tremendous disrespect by undressing on one of the most sacred sites in New Zealand.
“The least she can do is make the pictures available on the Internet so we can all see just how disrespectful and offensive she’s been.
“She looks really quite fit – except in the picture where she’s looking all sad for the New Zealand media – so it’s important we can see this disrespectful act for ourselves.”
The model herself has denied causing a ‘public disturbance’ on Mount Taranaki earlier, but has left many frustrated the lack of freely available nudity.
“There’s a photo on the BBC website, but it’s rubbish. she’s facing away from the camera, and they’ve blurred out the best bits,” continued Mr Williams.
“You can’t see anything.”
Ms Cook is unlikely to face charges, though Williams has insisted that he is deserving of compensation.
“Yes, gets away scot free, but I’ve lost two hours this morning trying to find these photos, so how do I get compensated for that, eh?”
