Theresa May has announced plans for a snap general election that will provide the UK with yet another opportunity to highlight how stupid it is.
In an announcement outside 10 Downing Street, the Prime Minister said, “If there was ever any doubt that the UK electorate is predominantly made up of clueless idiots then this election will put those doubts to rest.”
With recent polls suggesting that voters are keen to sign up to more of being repeatedly kicked in the genitals, the Conservatives will be confident of a landslide victory.
Colossal bellend Simon Williams revealed that he was looking forward to exercising his right to be a complete fuckwit.
“If people don’t vote then they can’t complain about the monumentally moronic decision that they made,” he said.
“That’s why we have a democracy.”