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The majority of violent criminals entering the UK are English football fans returning from European competitions, the Home Office has confirmed.
The Border Force have revealed they are powerless to stop the incoming tidal wave of shame due to madcap nationality laws.
With many English football fans also struggling to speak their own language, Simon Williams from research organisation DickheadWatch has raised concerns about their willingness to integrate.
“The volume of English football fans who return to the UK is putting a huge strain on the public’s patience,” he said.
“More and more communities are becoming crippled with embarrassment.
“The situation is at breaking point.”
