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A staunch Brexiter has been left furious after seeing Sir Tim Barrow’s car pull up outside of the European council this morning in a fairly dignified and reserved manner.
Simon Williams, a man very much looking forward to showing the world that Britain is the greatest nation there is, assumed there would be some kind of Olympic-style torch ceremony today.
“I’m not really sure what I was expecting,” Simon told us.
“At the very least some kind of mega bus with the Union Jack emblazoned on it playing rule Britannia, I guess.
“What would have been ideal though was a relay of EDL, BNP and UKIP members parading the flaming document through the streets of Hull before getting to Brussels and setting fire to the European Parliament.”
