Donald Trump has signed a new executive order banning immigration from six nations including Narnia and Mordor.
This new directive replaces a similar one signed by the President several weeks ago which was deemed far too silly to be enacted in law.
“Mordor is a great threat to the United States, it really is, folks,” said the sex pest-in-chief.
“It has a great big evil red eye that sees anything and everything. We think that’s probably Barack Obama.
“There are also these bad dudes, very bad dudes, called orcs, and believe me folks, we don’t want any more orcs coming into this country until we can figure out what the hell is going on.”
The magical land of Narnia is also on the new list of countries from which immigration is banned.
“Narnia. Look, okay. I am prepared to meet with the White Witch and discuss the Narnia situation. In a bedroom. With my Barry White CD. And no pants on.”
The other countries on the list include Azeroth, Asgard, Neverland and Oz.
Many people have been particularly surprised to see Oz on the list as it was thought that Trump can trace ancestors back to the Oompa-Loompas from that particular land.