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In the wake of the US voting for Trump, Brexit and the BBC losing Strictly, planets in the newly discovered Trappist-1 system have stated that their immigration websites crashed multiple times due to large numbers of earthlings looking to move there.
Google confirmed that the highest-ranking internet search in the past 24 hours has been “move to another planet”, with large numbers of humans also searching for “planet with breathable atmosphere”, “planet with gravity similar to Earth” and “planet where I don’t have to see Nigel Farage’s stupid smug face every five minutes”.
The new planets, 40 light years away in a different arm of the Milky Way, are thought to be far enough away from Earth to survive the next four years.
The inhabitants of the Trappist-1 system are currently looking into the cost of building a giant wall around their planet to keep humanity out.
